According to the very scientific studies I’ve conducted, children break pottery less often than you’d think. So raise the babies right to be fans of the Baby-faced Assassin with these subtle blue and yellow highlights on recycled clay. Like Curry said, "I'd rather be a non-All-Star playing in the Western Conference than a top guy in the Eastern Conference."  I’d rather be making little batch good pottery than mass producing at Ikea. My toddler niece is learning to raise her pinky when she sips her decaf tea from one of these. Very cute.